Wacky Waving Enthusiast Mugs

"Just once, I wish you'd show the same energy at home as you do at work!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

"That's just not the real me."

Breakfast surreal.

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'Please stop... I'm getting motion sickness.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

Yawning is contagious.

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"Good dog!"

Parping dog.

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

'Whenever Phil goes away in the car without him, it's sulk, sulk, sulk.'

Youth with extravagant hairstyle shops for hair gel. Varieties available: Stupid, Absurd and Utterly Ludicrous.

"This is our special isolation ward. You know how contagious yawning is..."