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'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"Beware of Don"

Vendor selling testosterone.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"He's always been an optimist."

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

'I hear they're really good.'

The American flag

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Nicola Sturgeon

"It's the new mobile office."

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

Arsene Wenger

'Hello there big fellow! This is Canadian territory and I am your Prime Minister!'

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"Look! A rare flightless bird!"

Independence Day.