Sign-waver Gifts

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Beware of Don"

Vendor selling testosterone.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'Very good and to the point.'

"Beware of God"

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

The American flag

"He's always been an optimist."

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

Nicola Sturgeon

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Turning with mathematical precision.

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

'Hello there big fellow! This is Canadian territory and I am your Prime Minister!'

Obvious Health and Safety Signpost.

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

"Gone for a P."

Arsene Wenger

City Diner - Out to lunch.

Road end - Prepare to Die.

Dry Paint

Adopt-a-Highway Next 2 Miles: National Hang Gliders Association.