Sign Whisperer Gifts

Holywood: 'We just got it, what do you think?'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

Rodin's Block

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

Carving a Sculpture.

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

Stock Market Decline

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

Daniel Chester French

Darwin sculpture evolves.

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

"Ms. Frobisher, you know the market has turned around when suddenly you have nothing more to lose and everything to gain."

My signature move is barbecuing on the grill outside my house and setting off the smoke alarm inside.

'She used a scroggy piraya to flench her jargonel.'

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."