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'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Alternative fielding positions

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'You are doing it wrong.'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Steroids.'

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Boss With Whistle.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

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'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Easter Island Fisherman

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'