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'They must want to trade those things for our corn - or possibly our blackjack tables.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Better luck next time, kid."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

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'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Teenage Angst.

"Have you been scratching this?"

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Worm Bed

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Solitaire card shark.

Unnatural Selection.

"I'll see your two and raise you three."