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"Better luck next time, kid."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Worm Bed

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Have you been scratching this?"

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Unnatural Selection.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Solitaire card shark.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

Monkey casino study.