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"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

Tartine

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Lennon and McCartney.

No-Work Orange

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Homo Gamus

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Whack-a-molecule

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Eric Clapton.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Computer games

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'