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"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

Tartine

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Best Before 5th Pint.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Computer games

Novak Djokovic

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"welcome man cave."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Whine and cheezed party."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Quiz Night...

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'