Grappling Guru Mugs

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

Tartine

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"welcome man cave."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Quiz Night...

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."