Wrestling Guru Mugs

Karate.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

No-Work Orange

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Exercise Class

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Computer games

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

The trim reaper