Gambler Guru Pillows

Tartine

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

No-Work Orange

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Homo Gamus

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Whack-a-molecule

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Computer games

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."