Guru Go-getter Pillows

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

Tartine

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

I need to set upmy own company.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Guru.

"welcome man cave."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Quiz Night...

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

OM, SWEET OM

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.