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'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

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"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Teenage Angst.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

The October 31 Committee

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

Net Bubbie

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Undercover Agent

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

'They must want to trade those things for our corn - or possibly our blackjack tables.'