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'Did you bring the tackle?'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'We've struck off-shore oil!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Shall I fry it or flush it?'

'Steroids.'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'Do you mind? I'm trying to fish!'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

The Loophole

'Hank, I think we've been spending too much time bass fishing.'

"Well this has been a waste of time. I haven't had a single bite all day."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Just reach under his belly and lift him into the boat."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Easter Island Fisherman

"And now, Bob, we just subtract how much you weigh..."

'That fish sure was a fighter!'

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'There she blows captain.'

'It's the newest thing out in a measuring stick.'

To help fishermen substantiate the one that got away, Nikon introduces its new Fish-Cam 2000.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'