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Man mishearing someone bragging about the size of his manhood.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

The Deer of Spring.

"Only caught one, eh."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

The incomplete Angler

The Salmon Fisherman

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Statue fishing.

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

Fly fishing.

Turning with mathematical precision.

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Fishing without a license.