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Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"It won't catch fish."

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

'That's disappointing... for a moment I thought it was a fish.'

"This is my crab!"

The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Monster, Myth and sucker for a well tied fly.

Carp fish.

Coarse Fishing.

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'It's time for 'angling Bob's fishing show.'

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

You call that bait?! Ha! Nice cast, rag arm! The fish are really biting today.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'My, what an awful thing to say to a fishing reel.'

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'I said throw it back.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Conservatives Return a Minority in 1859 Election

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'