Angling Aficionado Pillows

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"It won't catch fish."

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

'That's disappointing... for a moment I thought it was a fish.'

"This is my crab!"

Carp fish.

Coarse Fishing.

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'It's time for 'angling Bob's fishing show.'

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'My, what an awful thing to say to a fishing reel.'

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'I said throw it back.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Conservatives Return a Minority in 1859 Election

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Turning with mathematical precision.