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'Can I get you anything, sir? Coffee, newspaper, shoemaker...?'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"Look, a bug!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Heading off with a packed bag

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

The Airport.

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

'You are doing it wrong.'

Never ending to do list

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Steroids.'

"Well, don't look at me, you got him the chemistry set!"

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

Tourist Directions

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Confusing directions.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Easter Island Fisherman