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Mort, sweetie, it's time for our lunch date. Can it wait? I'm in the middle of a rant. Why, that's no problem at all. In fact, I'd like to add something. But of course, my petunia. If I don't eat soon, Mort will never get another smooch! Who needs world order, really Another victory for Lip Gloss Diplomacy.
"Look, a bug!"
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.
Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.
"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."
Heading off with a packed bag
The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.
"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."
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The Airport.
When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...
EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS
'You are doing it wrong.'
"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"
'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'
Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.
I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!
Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''
"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."
Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.
'Beret Night at the Museum'
'Steroids.'
There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.
"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."
Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.
Tourist Directions
'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'
'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'
Confusing directions.
"I just always show up to everything!"
"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"
The Little Top.
"What A Party."
Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.
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