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'Its cost-benefit rate is low, and its risk-benefit rate is low, but its dirt-benefit rate is very, very high.'

Science Experiment.

Profit

"Look, a bug!"

Heading off with a packed bag

I drive, therefore I am.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

The Airport.

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Drawing on an island.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"Well, don't look at me, you got him the chemistry set!"

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

'More or less?'

Confusing directions.

Tourist Directions

"I just always show up to everything!"

The Little Top.

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

Crazy Scientist

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

When scientists start to look like their projects.

"What A Party."

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

Colin was the life and sole of any party...

Clown silencers.

Post-Pandemic Party

Buddy believed that successful presentations began with the entrance.

"It's mine ... all mine! I wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans."