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"Look, a bug!"

Travel Agency. We want to go someplace touristy that on one else knows about.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Confusing directions.

"It's mine ... all mine! I wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans."

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

The Airport.

Tourist Directions

Man passing travel agency sees sign in window stating: Go Away!.

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Heading off with a packed bag

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The Lost World: You are Here

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Elevator Music

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road