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'More or less?'

"Look, a bug!"

Heading off with a packed bag

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

I drive, therefore I am.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

The Airport.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Cursing Scientist.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Wishing Well

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

"Well, don't look at me, you got him the chemistry set!"

Confusing directions.

Tourist Directions

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

Scientist with test tube.

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

Two discoveries.