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'More or less?'

"Look, a bug!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Heading off with a packed bag

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

I drive, therefore I am.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

The Airport.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Cursing Scientist.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

Confusing directions.

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

Wishing Well

"Well, don't look at me, you got him the chemistry set!"

Scientist with test tube.

Tourist Directions

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."