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"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Abstract Art

Two discoveries.

Cursing Scientist.

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Wishing Well

"Have you ever done this Before?"

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Miami Mice

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"I feel so seen right now."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

Psych 101 Frog Lab

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.