Ethical Experimenter T-Shirts

'They took my pellets, man, I been hittin' that lever all day, they took my Pellets!'

'See here, you've no right to treat these people as human guinea pigs!'

"That's cruel, Hotchkiss!"

'Laboratory tests on me? I think not!'

'If you think this is bad, they got a cousin of mine working in a mousetrap factory.'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Cursing Scientist.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Psych 101 Frog Lab

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

"Well, here's the problem. Someone changed the greeting control from 'curt nod' to 'hug.'"

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Wishing Well

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

A mad scientist.

Problem solving centre.