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Window Cleaning with Mineral Water

'Some do their part by planting trees. We decided to raise Fanto.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"Young Frankenstein"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Before/After

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I feel so seen right now."

Cursing Scientist.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Fish Food

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

Wishing Well

A mad scientist.