Eco-experimentalist T-Shirts

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I love you too, big guy."

God's Subcontractors

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

The New Normal

Climate Change

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Ecological balance.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'