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Conserve Energy Turn Off Atom Smasher When Not In Use.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Mother nature takes her course.

Biro Diversity

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Population train.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."