Eco-conscious Scientist Gifts

Conserve Energy Turn Off Atom Smasher When Not In Use.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Mother nature takes her course.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Population train.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"I can remember when water was just wet."