Eco-conscious Researcher Gifts

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Biro Diversity

Mother nature takes her course.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Population train.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.