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They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Mother nature takes her course.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

Population train.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.