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"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

"He wants to know if we're interested in energy saving home insulation?"

"I wonder where they nest..."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Mother nature takes her course.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Shark food pyramid.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Population train.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Dark Clouds

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."