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"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

"He wants to know if we're interested in energy saving home insulation?"

"I wonder where they nest..."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Mother nature takes her course.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Shark food pyramid.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"