Eco-friendly Experimenter Gifts

Window Cleaning with Mineral Water

'Some do their part by planting trees. We decided to raise Fanto.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"Young Frankenstein"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Before/After

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

Cursing Scientist.

"I feel so seen right now."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Fish Food

Scientist with test tube.

Wishing Well

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

A mad scientist.

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.