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'..And Sutherland here is researching dork energy.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

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Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Undercover Biophysicists

The Soundness of Newton's Laws