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'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

"If you purchase these items, I will use this special spray to neutralize the pesticides coating them."

"Young Frankenstein"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

But is it organic?

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

At the market

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Miami Mice

The Inexperienced Cook

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"Oh, that poor thing."