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'Look kids! I've sourced some food that isn't from Tescos!'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

But is it organic?

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

At the market

Lumbar support animal

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

There is No Planet C

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."