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'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

Acid and solvents R Us

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Young Frankenstein"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

The Inexperienced Cook

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Miami Mice

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"I feel so seen right now."

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Cursing Scientist.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

I'm color blind, please help.

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Professor...what are you doing?

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"We're making progress."

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'