Ingredient Experimenter T-Shirts

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

The Inexperienced Cook

"Young Frankenstein"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Cookbooks

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

All Natural Nothing

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Honest Vending

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Lockdown casserole

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'