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'...Sodium phosphate, di-glycerides, BHT. Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that eating is dangerous to your health.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Toadstools

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Honest Vending

Too much cilantro

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I love Cannelloni

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Tzatzikicicle

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

The Inexperienced Cook

'Diet considerations.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"