Ingredient Explorers Pillows

'...Sodium phosphate, di-glycerides, BHT. Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that eating is dangerous to your health.'

Toadstools

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Too much cilantro

Honest Vending

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I love Cannelloni

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'Diet considerations.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

The Inexperienced Cook

Tzatzikicicle

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Habanero ..."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!