Ingredient Enthusiast Pillows

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

From coach potato to kitchen potato!

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

"The difference? This one has ingredients you can pronounce and this one doesn't."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Party time.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Baker Romance

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Feast