Ingredient Enthusiast Prints

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Our cook has a gluten allergy. We need to separate the wheat from the chef!

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

From coach potato to kitchen potato!

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

"The difference? This one has ingredients you can pronounce and this one doesn't."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Baker Romance

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'