Flavor Enthusiast Prints

'I'm sensing a smooth, mellow brightness with hints of chocolate & a touch of citrus. . . you?'

"Eureka the natural flavour we've been looking for."

'The meat has been genetically modified to taste like a more expensive cut.'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

'Dressing the Salad. Why?'

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

"We're out of strawberry flavoured undies. Only turnip, onion or potato ones left."

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"Come now, Gracie! Squash is a great vegetable...it can be fried, sliced, baked, steamed or boiled...before you refuse to eat it."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"I love ice cream with artificial vanilla and a dash of chocolate substitute!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"The salad - does it come with flavour?"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

'He's invented a new cocktail, trouble is he can't get as far as the patent office.'

'Pickled squid in bean sauce again? Your wife still taking that exotic cooking class?'

No table salt. - 'Right.' - 'Still no table salt.' - 'Okay.' - 'Table Salt!!!' - 'I wanted pepper.' -

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

Chef Artist

Seaside Caf

"I'm unable to process this image."

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Needs salt!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'