Secret Ingredient Enthusiast Pillows

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

Toadstools

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Cheese Secret

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'Doctor, you're on the edge of violating your non-compete.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

'No, not 25 years - we've just added our 25th artificial ingredient.'

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

From coach potato to kitchen potato!

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

"... stearic acid, amylase, sodium stearoyl lactylate and — hold on. What in the world is C-I-L-A-N-T-R-O?"

'You mean we've all forgotten the formula for the secret liqueur?'

Our cook has a gluten allergy. We need to separate the wheat from the chef!

'...and we add a couple of drops of our secret, habit-forming ingredient to each order.'

Dug regretted getting a job at the kebab factory.

"... brisket ...recipe. Hide it."