Secret Recipe Lovers Pillows

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Cheese Secret

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

'I'll tell you my secret peanut butter recipe, but please don't spread it.'

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

"You're not getting my secret bread recipe. You're on a strictly knead-to-know basis."

"Mmmmm, harissa dusted haricot vert. That sounds much more interesting than green beans with pepper powder."

'Note to self: Blackbirds. 4 and 20. Pie.'

"It's from the NSA. They've accidentally deleted that risotto recipe. Can you send it again?"

Ghak Eisenthal invented the chicken fricassee.

"I can take or leave the religion, I worship his gluten free recipes."

Healthy Eating.

"The BBC went for the 'three thin hags' cookery programme idea."

Health care success #3

'You mean we've all forgotten the formula for the secret liqueur?'

"It says the box contains all the ingredients needed for a delicious chicken dinner."