Potion Experimenter T-Shirts

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Needs salt!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Witch's Brew.

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

The Inexperienced Cook

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"Abra-Viagra."

'..and one for the pot.'

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'What's your poison?'