Potion Experimenter Mugs

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Needs salt!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

Witch's Brew.

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

The Inexperienced Cook

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Abra-Viagra."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'What's your poison?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'