Potion Perfectionists Mugs

"Just one eye of Newt. I'm on a diet!"

'Aaah. It doesn't work. Let's put it out in the drug market.'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Toadstools

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"The antidote is $150."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'