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"Just one eye of Newt. I'm on a diet!"

'Aaah. It doesn't work. Let's put it out in the drug market.'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Toadstools

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"The antidote is $150."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'..and one for the pot.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."