Potion Mixologists T-Shirts

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Steak Ted?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

'Needs salt!'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

Newt sale

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Witch's Brew.

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Baloneystini

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."